Review of Port St. Lucie, Florida


Money pit
Star Rating - 9/8/2019
Where do I begin. Been here for a few years now and just waiting to retire so I can concentrate on other places. Didn't take more than a year to figure this place out though. The city is $$$ hungry. Coming from a northern state I'm used to maintaining my home by learning to be my own handyman. After buying a typical neglected Florida home here (mistake) I attempted to do some repairs/replacements around the place. Spoke to a neighbor who was kind enough to help me with his pickup and he said "don't let the code enforcement catch you doing anything, they'll get right on you". I really didn't understand what he meant until I was going to buy a window for replacement from a contractor's leftovers. He said "don't let code enforcement see you, they're Vicious!". I've owned my homes ever since my mid 20's in the north and have never dealt with town storm troopers like this. Why even allow a Home Depot or Lowes in town if a homeowner can't even change his own hose faucet or toilet? Oh, it must be the taxes these businesses pay. It's all about the money. And don't think that Florida and PSL property taxes are low like some say. Try $30 per thousand assessed value.
Pete | Port St. Lucie, FL
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Port St. Lucie has absolutely zero culture. It’s not even a city it’s just a collection of strip malls and sub-divisions. The restaurant scene completely sucks outside of Pueblo Viejo, there is a sea of retail but nowhere to buy anything but crap and the job market will have you contemplating offering your services to as Mexican drug cartel as much less than 10% of jobs will furnish a living wage. But easily the worst thing about it is the people. To live here is to swim constantly in a sea of the most entitled, immature, obnoxious, racist, relentlessly awful Baby-boomer sacks of s—t you can imagine. If you think I’m exaggerating, try City Limits. A bar just brimming with the charm and intellect PSL is famous for. The one time I visited there, the patrons were having a conversation in which they pretty much unanimously agreed that Dwyane Wade should be lynched because he had a trans child. That’s who the hell you are Port St. Lucie.
Robert | Port St. Lucie, FL | Report Abuse

I'm CERTAIN you can change your own faucet. I kind of think you are giving a bad review because you don't understand how the world works everywhere and you don't have the money to fix it. Perhaps you should rent this isn't doing a good service to others.
Iuse | Littleton, CO | Report Abuse

I'm CERTAIN you can change your own faucet. I kind of think you are giving a bad review because you don't understand how the world works everywhere and you don't have the money to fix it. Perhaps you should rent this isn't doing a good service to others.
Iuse | Littleton, CO | Report Abuse

HA HA. YOU LIKED PUEBLO VIEJO. I KNOW GOOD RESTAURANTS. MY UP NORTH NEIGHBORHOOD FOOD EXPERIENCES WERE FROM WESTPORT, GREENWICH, MANHATTAN, DOBBS FERRY, ETC. I EXPERIENCE THAT LEVEL OF QUALITY ON A REGULAR BASIS. THE KEY IS TO UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS THE LIFE FOR TOURISTS, AND ONE FOR US, WE NEVER SPEND TIME ON RT 1, (THE STRIP MALL). YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. ALSO, TAKE YOURSELF OUT OF THE MEXICAN RESTAURANT. UGHH. CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD.
JAMES | Port St. Lucie, FL | Report Abuse

BEST GOVERNMENT EVER. SORT OF LIKE OUR GOVERNOR, BUT YOU PROBABLY DON;T LIKE HIM EITHER
JAMES | Port St. Lucie, FL | Report Abuse

If I can not repair my own things buying from homedepot or Lowes I would not live there . It sounds like Port Saint Lucie has a dictatorship government.
Xi | Doral, FL | Report Abuse
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